Worst Pickup Lines Rushmore

1. There's a price to pay for being so gorgeous. And that price is your phone number.
2. You must be Jamaican. Because you're Jamaican me crazy.
3. Would you like some raisins? How about a date?
4. Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.

Extra Bonus Rushmore:
5. Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
6. Are your from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
8. And of course: "Do fries go with that shake?"

Minnesota Twins Rushmore

1. Harmon Killebrew (The Hammer. Period.)
2. Tony Oliva (pure hitter)
3. Kirby Puckett (loved that little weeble. HOF and deservedly so)
4. Kent Hrbek (how can you have a name that starts with "HR" and NOT be a baseball player? plus he's a lefty)

Minnesota Sports Teams Rushmore

1. Minnesota Vikings
2. Minnesota Twins
3. Minnesota Gophers (any sport!)
4. Minnesota Wild (still a North Stars guy...but I'll get over it. Oh, and Norm Green can rot in hell)

TV Shows Rushmore

As of Spring 2008, these are the top shows now airing new episodes:
1. The Office
2. 30 Rock
3. Lost
4. Scrubs (R.I.P. 5/8/08)

Best Day of the Week Rushmore

1. Sunday - Sabbath = it's the Lord's day, hence it's #1
2. Saturday = Stay up late watch SNL, go and do.
3. Thursday = Lost AND The Office in one night. All good, brother.
4. Four-way tie between Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday

Words for Heaven Rushmore

1. Urtzi [Basque]
2. Olympos [original Greek]
3. Valhalla (anything Viking is cool)
4. Nirvana (smells like your spirit)

Worst Fast Food Rushmore

1. Taco Bell (a.k.a. Taco Hell)
2. Long John Silvers (fried cod-shaped cod; fried shrimp-shaped cod; fried chicken-shaped cod) Hush puppies good, however.
3. Blimpie (does anyone eat here?)
4. Popeye's Fried Chicken (never question the Colonel)