Worst Pickup Lines Rushmore

1. There's a price to pay for being so gorgeous. And that price is your phone number.
2. You must be Jamaican. Because you're Jamaican me crazy.
3. Would you like some raisins? How about a date?
4. Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.

Extra Bonus Rushmore:
5. Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
6. Are your from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
8. And of course: "Do fries go with that shake?"

Minnesota Twins Rushmore

1. Harmon Killebrew (The Hammer. Period.)
2. Tony Oliva (pure hitter)
3. Kirby Puckett (loved that little weeble. HOF and deservedly so)
4. Kent Hrbek (how can you have a name that starts with "HR" and NOT be a baseball player? plus he's a lefty)

Minnesota Sports Teams Rushmore

1. Minnesota Vikings
2. Minnesota Twins
3. Minnesota Gophers (any sport!)
4. Minnesota Wild (still a North Stars guy...but I'll get over it. Oh, and Norm Green can rot in hell)

TV Shows Rushmore

As of Spring 2008, these are the top shows now airing new episodes:
1. The Office
2. 30 Rock
3. Lost
4. Scrubs (R.I.P. 5/8/08)

Best Day of the Week Rushmore

1. Sunday - Sabbath = it's the Lord's day, hence it's #1
2. Saturday = Stay up late watch SNL, go and do.
3. Thursday = Lost AND The Office in one night. All good, brother.
4. Four-way tie between Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday

Words for Heaven Rushmore

1. Urtzi [Basque]
2. Olympos [original Greek]
3. Valhalla (anything Viking is cool)
4. Nirvana (smells like your spirit)

Worst Fast Food Rushmore

1. Taco Bell (a.k.a. Taco Hell)
2. Long John Silvers (fried cod-shaped cod; fried shrimp-shaped cod; fried chicken-shaped cod) Hush puppies good, however.
3. Blimpie (does anyone eat here?)
4. Popeye's Fried Chicken (never question the Colonel)

Winter Activities Rushmore

With the advent of single-digit temps here and a fresh blanket of powdery goodness on the ground, I submit my winter activities Rushmore:

1. Hockey on a frozen pond
2. Tubing/sledding/tobogganing on any hill
3. Sitting by a fire with cocoa in hand
4. Building a snow fort and engaging in snowball warfare with any and everything within firing distance

Drive-Thru Soda Rushmore

1. Del Taco Macho Diet Coke
2. Sonic Route 44 Diet Dr. Pepper -- Light ice
3. McDonald's Extra-large Diet Coke
4. Circle K "Bladder Buster" Diet Mt. Dew

What is "Carve My Rushmore?"

Few man-made sights inspire quite like Borglum's Mt. Rushmore in southwestern South Dakota. I'm not looking to inspire here. I'm looking for you to leave me your "Mt. Rushmore" lists. It really doesn't matter what the list is, and there are only a few rules:

1) Your list must only contain four items
2) It must be "family-friendly"
3) It must either be an original Rushmore or a Replymore--a reply to someone else's Rushmore. To clarify--you can't just say "that's a good Rushmore" or "that's a lame Rushmore" without posting your own Rushmore in reply.

So to recap: A Rushmore is your "Top Four" list of who or what would be engraved in granite if a mountain shrine to whatever topic you desire were to be created.